The Janitor

Imagine you are a janitor.  A real one.  You come in to work after everyone else has gone.  The bathrooms are left spotless.  Carpets cleaned.  Desks dusted.

The next day an employee comes into the bathroom.  They sit on the pot and drop their serious case of bubbleguts spurred on by that Venti-doublewhip-extra shot-skim-latte they picked up at Starbucks on the way in.  Before leaving they grab a big handful of their own poop and sling it all over the floors and walls.  They take a step back and stare at the mess.  They get upset and think "can you believe this mess!  worthless, no good, lazy, stupid janitor!!"

Welcome to the life of an IT janitor.  You clean up peoples poop.  Then get blamed when they sling more poop when you aren't even around.